Archive | July 2013

Now For Something Different

Now for something a little different  ,and once again a big thank you to  Annie ( lol she knows who she is  )  who gave me the subject matter .

We all  at times go out , go to work ,go to a show ,go visiting, well when we do what do we actually look  at as we walk around  ? Do we look at the buildings, the traffic , the people ? What do we look at when  we walk around. ? Well as for me  I perv  , lol, no surprises there  then , and don’t tell me you all don’t do that either , cos you are fibbing  if you do . You can not tell me  that if you look at in my case,  a nice looking well built man your eyes don’t cross and you start to think  about  how nice it would be to pinch that cute butt. Lol my poor hubby is always getting his butt pinched , and no matter what he says to the contrary I know he loves it. Men you don’t get off   either , we know how  you all react to a pretty woman, lol first glance to the boobs , then down to the butt , seen it so many times I know its true  lol .

Lets face it , we all like to look at things or people who are pretty , but the trick is not to touch ( bloody hard that at times )  lol , but having said that it can be fun and also can make you feel better , as you’re  obviously  not too worried about things right at that moment . Life these days is so  fast, so stressed, so pressured , that to be able to relax and just have a  good perve . There is n o need to touch , you just have a look move on  and for that moment you feel good , and lets face it anything that relaxes us even  for a few minutes is a good thing.

I do a lot of walking these days and boy do  I have to be careful , lol, walking into walls  and or almost going over a railing because your mind is on a cute butt is not the most clever thing I have done  in my life . Every time  I do it  I giggle and try to tell myself to  watch it , but alas * sigh *  so hard to break a habit like that . Even harder cos  really I don’t want to stop it ., its way too much fun ,and fun is often  not to be found all that  much , or not as much as we would like . So if you do happen to see me and  I have a bruise   or 2 its because  I have walked into something perving  lol , will learn 1 day  I suppose , but then again …

On that theme too  as  I have been walking  I have also noticed others doing the exact same thing  , and have to giggle as I realize  i am not the only perv in the place. Watching others doing it too make me feel better , makes me know I am not the only 1 .The only time  I worry about people perving is if they are driving , that is a big  no no .

Now that you have had a giggle at me and my perving habits , don’t you feel  better  ? I know  i always feel better when someone tells me of something they do thats silly ,gives me a nice feeling to know they do the same thing  I do too . Well lets face we all need a hobby and as long as it is not harmful to anyone why not ? Also it is free  , so there ya go all the excuses you need to go out and perve covered  , lol now don’t that make you  feel better  ?? Just a word of warning  , watch where you are walking , lol, dont be like me and almost walk into things , it hurts .

I used to think I was indecisive,

but now I’m not so sure.

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Faces

Faces …this is for  Annie …lol who said why haven’t you  done another blog yet  ? I told her, 1 I had been busy ,2 ,did not have another subject yet , so come on give me 1 . Lol so she did and here it is …Faces ,and when  I asked human, animal or vegetable, lol, she said all of them. ..typical  lol.

Faces ..Human ..

Have you ever looked at the faces that you see every day  ?  I do not mean just a glance , but a real look ?  I look at people every day when  I go out , and have come to the conclusion  there are many types of faces. There are  different shapes, colours, sizes, but most of all there are different expressions on all of them .

1 Dreamy ..not really connected to this world  but just stumbling through it , in the hope that something nice might happen.

2 Determined …These are the ones that tell you  ..get out of my way ..or else ..so you do ..

3 Oblivious ..These are the ones ,and there are way too many of them , who walk along , not knowing or caring who else is around, most often they have their heads  hooked to a phone as they walk ( they are dangerous )

4 . Lost ..These are the ones who are in a new place and do not know exactly where to go or what to do … ( also dangerous )

Then there are other faces  , faces that show utter contempt  for themselves and everyone around them , there are those that look at you and make you cringe as they just do not seem to be on this planet at all.

Then there is the look of love , someone who loves you for all your faults , they know them and still love you , they do not care about what you look like , just what is inside , like my hubby  ( Love you  Mario ) , they are to be cherished .

There are so many different types of faces and behind each is a different story , each has its own tale to tell , like the local barman who on seeing me come in , right away has a big smile and knows what  I want to drink . He is a man happy in his job and a great reactor with his customers . Then there are the shop- keepers who smile a wooden smile because they are  paid to do it , the bored taxi driver has a different face , as does the train driver or the bus driver . No matter what we do in life we all have at least 2 faces  , 1 we show to the outside world, and 1 we keep to ourselves.

Now we get to animal , you can tell at just 1 look what they are thinking ..

Dog , wagging tail and tongue out , he wants a pat or a feed , he is easy to work out .

Cat, he looks at you with contempt  , he wants a feed first , and then he may allow you to pet him , dogs have owners , cats have staff.

Rabbit, he looks at you , wiggles his nose  and waits for a treat ( bit like the dog ) if he gets it he will let you pat him , if not he is off.

Carnivores , they look at you and if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time  , all they see is Dinner !! lol so get out fast . , but if they are tame you may live a bit longer and get to pat them .

Herbivores …usually docile , unless aroused , by either dogs barking at them or they are on heat , if the latter then again , scram or you will get caught  in the cross fire , and  who wants to be in the middle of a hot mating session ? lol no smart remarks here either   :p

Vegetable ..Ever looked at some vegetables when you are doing the shopping and seen faces in them ? I have and also seen all the pics that  go through Twitter  or Faceache , errr sorry Facebook , so if you look you can even find faces in them too . Lol fairly sure  I went out with a few like that too .

Also if you think about it some buildings have a very distinct  face , some lovely others just awful, depending on the architect. .

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,

but I’d never met herbivore .

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