Instructions ? What Instructions ? ……. How many times have we heard the men in our lives ( yes it is always men lol ) say this very thing when they have failed at something ? Like putting together flat pack furniture , like fixing the car , like putting a new plant in the garden ( yes they do come with instructions too ) or doing some cooking ? There are just so many things that come with instructions that almost all men ignore as a routine , they think they know better that they are good enough not to need any silly instructions. Those are for the women , they are the ones who need to be told how to do anything like this , they are ” Blokes ” what do they need any silly instructions for ?
So the women quite rightly decide it is probably better if they make themselves scarce and go out for a coffee or a drink or to meet someone or shopping , lol, anything to not be there when it all goes very wrong and the ” Bloke ” has messed it all up and more than likely has at least half a dozen bits left over and it doesn’t work . Exactly what any woman would expect to happen as she knows only too well all about men and instructions . Maybe there should be a special class that all males must take at school on ” how to read instructions ” and it should be compulsory , lol asif we could get that working.
When in doubt …give it a clout …
Too many men think this is the right way to fix things , lol , just look at a certain TV presenter who always tries to fix a car motor up by hitting it with a hammer , and as usual that does not work . So when hitting it with a hammer does not work , what to do ? Read the instructions ? lol dont be daft we still don’t need those . We will still muddle on till the women get so fed up they either get the instructions out and make the ” Bloke ” read them under pain of suffering , or she gets a tradesman in to do it properly and makes the big tuff ” Bloke ” pay for it , serves him right really if he had bothered to read the instructions things would not have gone so badly wrong , and there would not be so many bits left over and all over the floor.
When in doubt …. read the instructions ….
It really does get down to this eventually but if the blokes we so love won’t do it then sometimes they have to be forced , what else can you do ? At this point I must point out that I am so very lucky I have 1 of those very rare specimens of the male of the species that actually reads the instructions before he starts so we do not end up with tons of bits left over . I feel so sorry for all the poor women out there who have the usual kind of male lol we do not need instructions types , they must go out of their minds when the male has to do something like this. How many bits and pieces of things have you come across that have been put together using the method of ” she’ll be right mate ” school of thought , even though that school of thought does not work it is still the 1 most loved and used by men the world over . What man wants to admit he cannot do something that easy that he needs instructions to do it ? None that I know of lol , I mean what difference does it make if the wardrobe is a bit wonky or a bit lop sided , as long as it stands upright who cares ? Also what difference if you put a plant in the wrong place or the wrong depth or wrong place ? As long as it stays alive for more than a week or 2 its all ok right ? Wrong lol and the fun part is that men will never learn , they do the same thing every time it never ceases , makes you wonder why you bother sometimes lol’
The reason you got flat pack or asked the male to fix the car or plant the plant was to save money , but more often than not lol by the time the error is fixed it has cost more money to correct * sigh * men sheesh * So in the end instead of trying to do the right thing and save a bit by getting the male to do it you may just as well pay a little more and get the professionals to do it , they get it right first time with no need for fix ups later , and no spare parts . Think the spare parts that do not get used enough is what passes for brains in males who keep on doing the same thing all the time regardless of success or failure.
If you swallow a Christmas decoration, does that give you tinselitis?