Save us !! …. From what ? From plastic cards !! Yikes those things have taken over !! You need plastic cards for everything these days , shopping, banking, travelling , store discounts, driving , entertainment , you name it and you can bet your sweet bippy you will need a plastic card for it . There is not hardly a place in the world now that does not have those insidious plastic monsters , there is hardly a place you go to or anything you do that does not require 1 of the little blighters . Also have you noticed how they seem to multiply ? 1 minute you look in your purse /wallet and there are just a few , look again just a few measly months later and uh oh there are a few more , a few months later a few more then yikes heaps of them they just keep on breeding the more they are left alone .
These little plastic monsters get up to no good in the darkness of your purse /wallet and that,s how the little sods breed they only do it where you are not looking , so you cannot stop them , clever little monsters they are . How many times do you check to see how many you have ? If like me you only look once in a while then when you finally do check you almost fall off your chair when you see how many you actually do have , now where in the world did they all come from ?? Seems like just yesterday there was only 3 , now there seems to be dozens of them huh ?? See? you were not watching them , left them to their own devices for too long and they got into mischief and multiplied , it’s all your own fault for not checking up on these smart little monsters . Told you they was clever they wait and wait then , when you do not check they get into it , and then there are twice as many , the longer you leave them unattended the more they get into mischief , so stop it!! Stop leaving them alone so long or we will all drown in plastic cards and it will all be self inflicted you will have all done it to yourselves .
So how did it come to this ? What idiot started all this ? I mean you can use maybe 1 or 2 but how did they manage to make them breedable ? Who looked at them and said , ok lets fix it so when they are being ignored for too long they can breed , that will teach people to ignore them , and so they did it , the smartie pants they knew what would happen but did not tell us so now we stand the very real risk of drowning in the bloody things … sheeesh …If we had only been told what would happen if we just shoved them in purse / wallet and forgot them then they would start the mischief and before any of us could even blink there are more of them and we didn’t even notice it !! See how sneaky it all is ? See how we all got tricked ? They con us into have just 1 or 2 then Wham!! next thing we know we have a ton of the little monsters , and not once were we told what the consequences would be for ignoring the sneaky sods , it was very well done that very well done … I mean I like monsters as much as the next bloke but this !! No way no how this is over the top for getting us , anyone got any monster repellent ??
Having said all that let me ask this , everytime we are offered a new 1 do we ever stop to think if we really need it or not ? Or if we already have quite enough of the monsters ? No we don’t we just accept them and shove it into the mix and not having checked what we already have , we unknowingly add to the mix of monsters see how being too lax leads to more monsters ? Now if we took the time to have checked our stash of the little monsters we would be shocked and would have said no thank you I already got too many and we could have saved ourselves a lot of botheration …. Being lazy is good sometimes but sometimes it can lead too all sorts of trouble we need to be much more wary hopefully before it’s too late if it isn’t already ..lol we can be such slack tarts at times and look how that can get us into all sorts of trouble it does not pay to be too slack …all procrastinators please take note !!
Every store has a card , every bank has a card to drive we have a card to not drive we have a card to travel we have a card see what they did there ? They got us before we even realised we were being got at , makes you wonder where else we have been got at that we didn’t notice either . Where will this all end ? Just how many cards will we end up with ? How long will we continues to just let the little monsters do what they want ? When will we say no to the little sods ? When it is too late , nahh scratch that it already is too late they are winning and we did it all ourselves.
So Rise Up!! Stop these little monsters from breeding anymore , don’t you be the 1 who keeps it all going , say NO to the next little plastic monster that you are offered !! Start rejecting them !! Claim your purse / wallet back !!
If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.