Love Honour and Annoy …… Wait …What ?? Isn’t there supposed to be an obey in there somewhere ?? Hrmmm if men already have this simple thing wrong what else have they got wrong about this thing called marriage ? Let me see now if they got this bit wrong they must also have got the bit wrong about helping too right ? Their idea of helping is to put things off till they decide they can’t put it off anymore , they then do it wrong anyway usually , lol how many times have we had to re-do the things they finally got round to ” helping ” us with ? The phrase ” If at first you don’t succeed , do it the way your wife told you to do it ” did not come about by accident , it came about by so many wives having to re – do so many of the things that husbands helped with , sheesh so it has not come about by accident lol .
Trouble is when us women get married we marry what we think is our ideal man and 99% of the time this is true and all is well but we also believe that these men will be able to help us if and when we need them to . I mean all it will be will be for some small things around the house right ? How Hard Can It Be ? lol Now where have I heard that phrase before , right before an absolute disaster ? Ooops we may have under estimated the ability our men have to get the simplest of tasks around the house right , how many times have we had to call the professional people in to repair what our husbands “fixed ” Too many times it seems or we would not have those sorts of phrases all to hand so easily seems our men have not been much use fixing things around the house for a very long time.
Maybe it is the very phrase Love Honour and Annoy that they did hear and that is the 1 they do so very well they have got it so right they do it 150% right , maybe it was us who got it wrong maybe it is time we started to do the same thing back to them then let’s see how they like it lol should be fun to see how they handle that sort of help when they need it . Imagine if you will , dear I need help finding my sox or my jocks and need you to help me , now this could be fun we could run them round in circles and giggle while they still cannot find something that is usually right under their noses . Nine times out of 10 that is the case and they just never learn , but I think it is not that they do not learn I think it is because it is part of the Love Honour and Annoy conspiracy they get way too much fun out of doing the annoy thing , they do it for fun ( sods lol ) .
How many times have we said to ourselves ” just as well we love them ” ? Having said that how many times too have we wished they would at least try to keep the annoy thing down to a minimum so we don’t have to stifle the overwhelming desire to belt them 1 even though we love them ? What I want to know is are they born with this annoy gene or do they learn it as they grow up ? However they learn it , it has to be the most irritating thing they do and we need to start teaching them to stop with the annoying !! We have to start when they are young , you know train them like we train puppies , it might even work you never know lol and it could be fun . Then again puppy training can be more fun lol men are so annoying , mostly when they try to help lol as they never ever do it the way we tell them too and it usually has to be re-done.
So where do us poor women go from here ? We cant train them it seems , we cant just ignore them , lol, they never let us do that which is why I say we need to do it all back to them for a while see if they like being annoyed all the time , bet they wouldn’t like that 1 bit lol , you know do as I say not do as I do ?? We need to find a way that is guaranteed to annoy them so much they will stop doing it to us , seems fair to me right ? How can we just let them get away with this just because we love them ? Seem fair to you ? Nope didn’t think so , lol, we need to take action to stop the annoying before it gets more out of control than it is now ( lol we got no hope ) really if you look at it , been trying it with mine for years and it don’t work , lol sheeesh …
Wait…Wait for it…I think i…Maybe i…Nope i thought i had it for a moment there but i don’t false alarm..