Kids … we all have em ( well a lot do ) sometimes makes you wonder why we do it , when you stop and look at it from start to finish why do we do this to ourselves ?? If we start from when we grow up , get married, and decide it is time to have a baby , this is where things get interesting and this is what makes me wonder why ? lol
First we find there is this little life inside us , then we spend the next few weeks or months throwing up while our little one just sits back and watches all this and probably has a giggle and says ” serves ya right mum ” Did we sign on for this ? Did we sign on to have this constant throwing up , and as the baby gets bigger it starts to decide hey it is time for some fun now not 1 word to mum about all this baby just thinks it is a bit boring now so it is time to liven things up a wee bit , and boy does it go to town .
So it is sitting there , waiting , then mum decides she needs a rest , a nice sit down in her favourite chair , or a lay down on the bed , this then is the signal baby is waiting for , now the fun starts . Not happy with mum being so sick for so long it wants action , lol, so it starts , 1st a nice kick in the tummy , wait a while mum re – settles starts to relax , then another kick harder this time oh great just when mum wanted a rest lol sorry mum not a hope. Baby now decides that anytime is a good time to kick the insides of mum out , mostly when mum wants to sleep nice huh ? Sheeesh kids !! Then of course when the actual birth happens they really go to town with kicking and being obstructive , so typical .
So mum handles all this as well as she can till the time comes to eject the little stirrer , thinking at last she can have a few mins rest here and there , but lol she could not be more wrong because as all us mums know once baby arrives no one gets any peace , baby has no intention of letting anyone have any peace anymore . Baby arrives generally crying loudly because it is annoyed it’s nice comfy and warm place has now closed for it , now closed for anymore of it’s antics. So now it waits a week or 5 while it gets it’s bearings and gets a bit stronger , then it says right now we will start teething , and we will yell loudly and long for months while said teeth are coming through , lol that will teach mum to kick me out of my nice womb it’s all her own fault lol .
So now that bit is done it is time for next thing in line , what now huh ? Ohh I know ! I will start to crawl , and then walk , now see what mum has to say while she is busy chasing after me stopping me from getting into too much trouble . Now this is what baby calls fun and drags the process out as long as it can to pay back mum for being naughty. So now what next ? I know ! lol this time it will be starting school and learning to count and read etc. This is where I can really make up for the insult of being evicted , and also make mum think twice about having anymore of me lol good aint it ? This is where I can pull so many stunts it almost makes me feel sorry for mum , but then I stop for a second and remember the eviction ( otherwise known as birth ) and decide nope don’t feel sorry at all this is too much fun , sorry mum but you did it * giggles *
From here on as I grow bigger and supposedly more intelligent , now I plan the better things because now i can plan better and drive mum more nuts than ever , I now know what I am allowed to do and what I am not allowed to do and manage to do just enough of both to not let mum go completely mad . When she is not looking I sneak the matches and go out and see what I can set fire to , or go walkabout when she is not looking and then poor mum has to find me , and rather than her going off at me she is so glad I am ok she says nothing and gives me lots of cuddles * success ! *
See how this having kids thing goes ? You think it’s a good idea then you start , and from then on they have you , you might be the parent but trust me they are the boss for quite a long time and it does not get easier as the level of naughtiness just gets better ( or worse ) lol as said baby grows up and gets more savvy . Still think it is a good idea to have kids ? lol the older they get the more annoying it is having to look after them( bit like husbands really ) but you had em lol as you did with husbands so you are stuck with them , both babies and husbands , so suck it up and keep working on them 1 day they might actually grow up , but I wouldn’t hold my breath if I was you lol might do yourself an injury .. Still want to have kids ? LOL
Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but you just did…