Who knew ? I mean who really knew that males are actually useful sometimes ? I mean let’s face it how often would we rather kick them in the bum than praise them for something ? Now it seems they do have 1 or 2 uses , apart from the usual 2 uses 1 , to blame things on or 2. to take out the garbage . It seems that there may be 1 or maybe even 2 more uses they have , but let’s not get too carried away with this we have to explore the matter a bit more just to be sure don,t we ?
For a start we all know that keeping them around to blame things on is more than likely the number 1 reason to have a male about the place , and then the garbage does need to be taken out and that is 1 thing they can be quite good at . After all we do not want to get into all that messy stuff now do we ladies ? So ok we will give them that point, it also seems they can be good for going and doing some shopping for you ( not too much tho ) and you must make sure they have a list and that they take it with them and only get what is on the list , seems some of them can do that ok . Sometimes they can even be talked into helping with 1 or 2 chores about the house ( but not more than that ) and really who knew? It is rather a new concept after all for us to cope with.
So we have our children and chances are some of them will be male , can’t avoid that really so have to put up with that and try hard to teach them how to be useful. We go through the years of raising them , they just seem to do what they want and hardly listen to us because from way too early they learn that males are better than females ( lol or so they think ) they can do so much more better than females at everything they do or say so they do not try too hard to learn anymore from the female , and it works too damn well and they become so pig headed and just refuse to listen , just like they refuse to ask for directions , right ladies ? lol …
After so many years of teaching we get them to the stage we hope will see them right , then they get a job , move out , well we hope so anyway and we then go on our own way too always keeping in touch , and every time they have a problem , back they come home to mum , lol , poor mum , always there to help no matter what . Even when they need maybe a loan or some help with something else mum is always there , let’s face it that’s what mums are for anyway and we would never change that for anything , we did not go through all that almost pain to get them this far without wanting to be there for them it is all part of being a mum * sigh * we never forget them for 1 minute even.
On reflection when we look back on raising a male when we look at all the problems they cause / create it all sounds so familiar it makes me stop and I think hold on , this is what it was like raising my sons!! So when I get married and start seeing the usual male things going on it is abundantly clear I think it is as tho I raised my own husband !! I am sure that almost every woman looks at her husband at times and no matter how much she does or doesn’t love him she sees in him the son she raised and secretly hopes he did turn out a bit better than the 1 she married . Males are so much alike in most ways it seems they are always in trouble and it is only the depth that varies , so when / if you get 1 that is a bit better than the norm for a male it makes you very thankful.
Makes me wonder if there is a way to errrrrr ” change the recipe ? ” lol what if we could raise them so that right from the start they worked out that they really do need to listen to females , after all it is for their own good , lol , would be good if we could but really doubt it is possible it is too ingrained in them to be the way they are , bugger lol , not much we can do about it now it is a bit too late …….men will always be men and not much will change that no matter how much we want to … just have to put up with them ..
After eating an entire bull, a lion felt so good he roared. He roared until a hunter came & shot him. The Moral: when you’re full of bull keep your mouth shut….