Terms and conditions or otherwise known as t’s & c’s ….. These things drive us so mad at times they are attached to everything we do , say or buy , and then some and you can bet your sweet bippy they will soon be on every single thing we do , say etc. Buy anything anywhere anytime and yep you guessed it t’s and c’s are on them and if you do not sit down for half an hour and read every single 1 of them it can come to bite you in the bum , almost literally , so you better take the time to read , make sure you have your glasses on too. Think how awful you will feel if you get bit on the bum coz you missed a bit , coz you forgot to have your glasses on , silly you ….
They put them on everything but you know I think they just do that to make your life miserable lol they know that 9 out of 10 people will not even bother to read them so if and when something goes wrong with whatever it is they have you by the short and curlies and there is nothing you can do about it coz you didn’t bother to read all the t’s & c,s right down to the bottom , with your glasses on so you did not miss a thing . Yes , yes I know it is a right royal pain to waste the time to do it but boy oh boy you are in deep shit if you are too lazy or rushed to read them , so don’t go crying into your pillow if you get bit , lol, coz I did warn you . I know laziness is no good unless it is well carried out but this 1 time you better not be lazy . Don’t say you were not warned ..lol .
So who had a nightmare and thought up this bane of our lives ? What idiot thought up this way to torment anyone or everyone ? Was he just someone who was having a very bad day so decided to make us all suffer too ? Would love to meet him boy would I give him a dose of his t’s & c’s back . There is nothing worse than having something break down and when you try to return it or get your money back ? lol You know it , you didn’t read those dam t’s & c’s so you get nothing . You can bet your life right down the bottom in a small paragraph is the bit you didn’t see coz you didn’t bother to read them or you missed it coz you forgot your glasses , see? it’s always your fault , never the fault of the ones who made them up to get you with . When it comes to these you can bet you got only a 1 in a million chance of actually getting your thing replaced or a refund.
They get you so tied up in knots you have no idea what to do or where to go and most of the time it is a waste of time anyway , they win you lose it’s the way they have it set up . So unless you want to get bit , start reading !! lol . I know if I ever buy anything I will make hubby read em , lol, I cant be bothered so he can cover my bum , isn’t that what hubby’s are for anyway ? * snigger * So anyway …. You lot need to learn to read all the fine print on everything always these days or you too can have the pleasure of being bit on the bum , so unless you like being bit on the bum as I just said start reading !! They have got us all right where they want us and as usual it is all up to us to protect our own bums .
I think I am going to put those same t’s&c’s on my bum from now on it is getting way too hard to survive these days if you do not . Now let’s see …where to start ?? Maybe on if I do the washing or not ? or if I cook dinner or not ? if I clean the house or not ?? lol then there is the big 1 …to sex or not to sex ?? * falls over laughing * Anyway you can see what I mean it seems to me that it will not be long before we do have to add t’s&c’s on our own bums to protect ourselves * slaps sticker on her own bum * there that fixes that …
Just for the record: My “give a damn” is busted. However, my “don’t annoy me or else” is fully functional. Any questions??