Wait..What ?

Wait What  ? …..Would someone please tell me what just happened last weekend  ? I mean I know things get weird from time to time but this was ridiculous , making me wonder if somehow  I ended up on some other planet or something ? Weekends  can be weird at the best of times for us  but also fun  , I mean when you go out with your  hubby  and Wayne  lol well you can expect weird    but fun and games and  a lot of laughs   it is par for the course  for us  , which is why I love the weekends so much . It is really the only time we can relax  and have a little fun  and go out for dinner each night so I can have a break from cooking and dishes  and such  , so someone  please tell me  what just happened  ? Confused.com.  lol .

Well on Saturday  we went to Westfield as usual  then I went on to a pub to rest while hubby  took  the shopping home , again all normal he’s a good hubby ( at times lol )  so off I go to said pub to wait for him , he gets there then we have a couple and all is well and is normal , well normal for us  then we go to the club for dinner , again all as usual  all well and a lot of fun . The only thing funny about going to the club is the  people who serve they are a lovely bunch and make us giggle quite often  , and of course how can I forget the  driver of the bus  ? lol he is a funny man and we have a lot of giggles  as he drives us home all normal all in order , so far so good  for the weekend.So what happened next ?

So  I expect it  to be as usual Sunday,  now it gets funny  head to  pub again as this time we are off to watch UFC  which we do every time it is on ., and we have a drink in this pub first as it is quite a long walk to where we watch the  UFC . So  I had gone ahead again as usual to get sorted  and  while waiting for hubby  things started to get weird …lol…wait for it  …. 1st  a woman I didn’t know started making eyes at me , a woman I had never seen before  in my life  and as  I do not  lean that way ignored her though she did still keep doing it . So hubby had got there we had a drink then he went ahead while I rested a bit more and finished my drink , he went ahead because  Wayne was getting impatient lol he had already  got there and was waiting , as my pain was still a bit much hubby went on ahead  to let him know  I was on the way in a few more mins. That’s when it got  even more weird !! Help !!

Well now this is the bit that almost killed me with laughter , and  I could barely keep it together , as  I waked up to the bar  to leave my glass and say goodbye  to the bar lady , this bloke who had been sitting in the corner  came up to me and said ….wait for  this is  hilarious .. ” you are lovely  can we ?? ” lmao never heard the rest as  I was holding my breath trying not to burst out laughing  , all I was able to do was  put the glass on the  bar and say ” I think I better go ”  and  I shot out the door  as fast as I could . I bolted up the street  the way hubby had already gone some minutes before  as fast as I could in case he followed me  despite the pain  …lol broke the speed record  too  I think…

Well I can tell you that was the fastest I have walked that route in all the time I have been doing it  , in fact I almost caught up to hubby , he turned around as all he could  see was me at the traffic lights  giggling like a school kid   and wondering what  was going on . When the lights finally changed I shot over the road and  went to the pub we were watching  UFC  from , well Wayne was already there  and  he was at  the bar when I first got in , and  I told hubby what had happened and why I was giggling so hard  , he was  giggling as hard as  I was  when I finished  and Wayne did the same thing when I told him …

Picture this ok ? I am old, fat and ugly as  I see it  , hubby don’t see it that way  but then what men ever do see things the right way ? lol So why on earth did all this happen ? I checked and double checked my clothes that something  that shouldn’t be  showing  was maybe really showing  but nope all was in place.  So what  the crap  ? What happened to make these people  , people I had never met before  , who also had seen me with hubby  want to hit on me  ? What was going on ? Also can someone please make sure it does not happen again as my poor back cannot take me bolting like that again  .. sheesh  ..lol  Too much of this will make me wonder about the world even more , now I know the world has now gone nuts but this was too much even for me lol …..So Stoppit !!

 

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