Wait What ? …..Would someone please tell me what just happened last weekend ? I mean I know things get weird from time to time but this was ridiculous , making me wonder if somehow I ended up on some other planet or something ? Weekends can be weird at the best of times for us but also fun , I mean when you go out with your hubby and Wayne lol well you can expect weird but fun and games and a lot of laughs it is par for the course for us , which is why I love the weekends so much . It is really the only time we can relax and have a little fun and go out for dinner each night so I can have a break from cooking and dishes and such , so someone please tell me what just happened ? Confused.com. lol .
Well on Saturday we went to Westfield as usual then I went on to a pub to rest while hubby took the shopping home , again all normal he’s a good hubby ( at times lol ) so off I go to said pub to wait for him , he gets there then we have a couple and all is well and is normal , well normal for us then we go to the club for dinner , again all as usual all well and a lot of fun . The only thing funny about going to the club is the people who serve they are a lovely bunch and make us giggle quite often , and of course how can I forget the driver of the bus ? lol he is a funny man and we have a lot of giggles as he drives us home all normal all in order , so far so good for the weekend.So what happened next ?
So I expect it to be as usual Sunday, now it gets funny head to pub again as this time we are off to watch UFC which we do every time it is on ., and we have a drink in this pub first as it is quite a long walk to where we watch the UFC . So I had gone ahead again as usual to get sorted and while waiting for hubby things started to get weird …lol…wait for it …. 1st a woman I didn’t know started making eyes at me , a woman I had never seen before in my life and as I do not lean that way ignored her though she did still keep doing it . So hubby had got there we had a drink then he went ahead while I rested a bit more and finished my drink , he went ahead because Wayne was getting impatient lol he had already got there and was waiting , as my pain was still a bit much hubby went on ahead to let him know I was on the way in a few more mins. That’s when it got even more weird !! Help !!
Well now this is the bit that almost killed me with laughter , and I could barely keep it together , as I waked up to the bar to leave my glass and say goodbye to the bar lady , this bloke who had been sitting in the corner came up to me and said ….wait for this is hilarious .. ” you are lovely can we ?? ” lmao never heard the rest as I was holding my breath trying not to burst out laughing , all I was able to do was put the glass on the bar and say ” I think I better go ” and I shot out the door as fast as I could . I bolted up the street the way hubby had already gone some minutes before as fast as I could in case he followed me despite the pain …lol broke the speed record too I think…
Well I can tell you that was the fastest I have walked that route in all the time I have been doing it , in fact I almost caught up to hubby , he turned around as all he could see was me at the traffic lights giggling like a school kid and wondering what was going on . When the lights finally changed I shot over the road and went to the pub we were watching UFC from , well Wayne was already there and he was at the bar when I first got in , and I told hubby what had happened and why I was giggling so hard , he was giggling as hard as I was when I finished and Wayne did the same thing when I told him …
Picture this ok ? I am old, fat and ugly as I see it , hubby don’t see it that way but then what men ever do see things the right way ? lol So why on earth did all this happen ? I checked and double checked my clothes that something that shouldn’t be showing was maybe really showing but nope all was in place. So what the crap ? What happened to make these people , people I had never met before , who also had seen me with hubby want to hit on me ? What was going on ? Also can someone please make sure it does not happen again as my poor back cannot take me bolting like that again .. sheesh ..lol Too much of this will make me wonder about the world even more , now I know the world has now gone nuts but this was too much even for me lol …..So Stoppit !!
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