The Early Bird …Catches the worm right ? Well ok that sounds great but wait just a min here what about the poor worm ? Did anyone ask it if it wanted to be caught ? Think about it for a few mins , you’re sitting there deep in the mud enjoying a quiet time then all of a sudden Wham!! The early bird strikes !! You are caught , gobbled , eaten , and all for a bird that has to get up early , why cant it sleep in and leave you alone ? After all what did you ever do to the bird ? All you do is live in the mud minding your own business crawling around being nice to other worms then just because a dam bird cannot sleep you are caught , now honestly is that fair ? Worms do not harm birds they keep to themselves so why can’t those pesky birds just leave them be ?
Those pesky early birds have also caused others to be mean to worms too , they are called fishermen and they too live by the maxim ” The Early Bird Catches The Worm ” again why the poor worm ? why does he have to keep hiding in the mud just to live ? So now we not only have a bird chasing worms early now we got fishermen who catch them and then go drown them to catch a fish that also gets up early so he can get those worms. Only problem with that is he too now gets caught and taken home to be eaten . Beginning to see a picture here ? That pesky early bird has someone else in trouble too now , again why ? Why can’t that silly bird stay in bed for a while so everyone else can too ? Why does he have to get up so soon ? I think it is because he just loves causing all the mayhem he does after all he starts it all .
Want to know what else that annoying early bird causes ? Well how many times have you yourself had to abandon a nice comfy bed to get going because someone used that dam phrase on you with the direct effect that you too now have to get up early . Does this seem fair to you ? That an insomniac bird who refuses to stay in bed now makes it impossible for others to stay in bed and for worms to have to hide deeper in the mud ? One good thing is that unless you are a fisherman you are not going to go get the poor worms in a frenzy trying to escape so you are 1 less danger to the worm . That at least gives the worm a bit of a rest for a while and he can enjoy his mud and relax …until the next morning , damm that bird , someone needs to sedate it for everyones sake so they as well as the worms can have a nice lay in , sounds fair to me .
So anyway you look at it the early bird is the cause of a lot of problems and needs to be re-educated and fast so it stops upsetting so many people and causing so much havoc around the world . Around the world ? Yes this dam bird does this thing everywhere in the world not just in 1 place it is everywhere and people need to stop this bird from being so disruptive in so many places . If it was only just 1 or even 2 or 3 places it would not be so bad because then the worms could migrate and be right out of the birds range and would be a lot better off . So would all those fishermen they also would not have to get up too early as they could then catch the worms anytime if the worms did not watch out for themselves .
As I see it all the problems or most of them anyway in the world are caused by an insomniac bird , so we need to get this bird and teach it to stay in bed longer then all will be well !! See how easy it can all be ? We just need the right answer to the right question and Bob’s your aunty!! Problem solved !! See how easy it all is ? Just get that bird to stay in bed longer and all will be well. Now all we need is a committee to set up the bird teachers , then they can teach the teachers how to teach the birds to sleep in , no worries piece of cake or bird food something like that would work , lol , sounds ok to me . We also need volunteers to teach the teachers etc etc etc lol you see what i mean I am sure by now . So all in all we need the Early Bird to Stay in Bed !! So to protect the worms , the fishermen and us from having to do things we do not want to do all we need is to get that silly bird to stay in bed longer , there !! That’s all we need to do and world problems all solved easy aint it ? lol
I never believe anything until it has been officially denied…
I couldn’t see a thing this morning so I opened my eyes….