How not to … To murder your hubby when all of a sudden he is under your feet all the time , or never there when you want him etc etc etc … This is the time when something you did not expect to happen does and all of a sudden he has no job and is there with you now almost 24/7 . Laugh if you want to but after the shock wears off and you start the long process of looking for work for him , once that is started and you have that bit set up then you get to the everyday bit of just living and you suddenly wake up to the fact/problem that he is there all the time doing things you may or may not want done or conversely not doing what you want done ..or not..lol
How not to … Right now there have been times when it has taken all my strength and love for him not to murder him when he does /does not do what we need doing or what we want to do …lol ..you still with me here ? Sometimes he goes off to an appointment and says yes dear I will keep in touch , I will phone you to let you know what happened , I will stop you from worrying about me , but does he ?? No he does not and when he finally shows up all you want to do is kill him because you spent all that time worrying and he just did not keep in touch. It is not as if it is a major thing you are asking is it? All you want to know is he safe , then when you find out he is ,your first impulse is to kill him lol …grrrr men never learn ..and they wonder why we get mad at them …after all his idea of not being away or outside for that matter is is so different to mine it is asif he has no idea of how time flies ….grrrrrr
How not to murder them when you may be watching something on TV and they come in and either change channels without asking or talk all the time so you can’t hear the program anyway !! Once again even though you love them so much all you want is to kill them , they do it not because they don’t love you but because they just don’t think , but then again when did men ever stop to think? Another time you are doing the washing , you ask them if they have any washing that needs doing they either say no or just don’t answer so you go ahead and do the washing only to find out later there on the floor is a pair of undies and some sox !! grrrrr…lol …it gets harder all the time not want to so….Have a cup of coffee try to relax , put all thoughts of murder behind you , after all remember you love him ….or you are supposed to ..lol ..and you did marry him ..
How not to when you may be out somewhere and all of a sudden he has a call and he is off leaving you to get home when you can , alright this is rare but it has happened and he really did not mean it but it is hard to put up with . How not to when you have had a good meal and there is a pile of dishes and guess who makes himself scarce ?? lol .. Give you 1 guess he is not to be found anywhere and you get stuck with a ton of dishes and you have already cooked the meal and done all the prep. To be fair though he does love cooking and does a fair bit , but in so doing the mess is piled high when I have to do the clean up after , just as well he does cook very well and is good at it . Also he is slowly learning to keep the mess to a minimum and not leave it so spread out all over the kitchen , lol, but it has taken a while to teach him this , he is lucky I love him. lol
How not to ….Now this is the hardest thing lol, when you ask him to do something and he gladly says yes dear no worries will get on to that , after reminding him at least 6 times and it is still not done , this is the time you really, really want to kill him , he has got to be the king of the procrastinators !! arrrgghh ! lol This is my biggest problem with him some times it can take days to get something done, for 1 reason or another he just does not get the job he so gladly said yes to doing for days and it drives me nuts , lol yes I know I am nuts anyway but as I married him I have to put up with it dammit ..lol Why is there no expiry date ? lol he is so glad there is none or I just might have returned him , lol asif I would do that I do love him but at times it just gets harder , so fingers crossed he gets a job sooner rather than later before I do forget how much I love him. lol
How not to …is to remember exactly that , how much I love him , how perfectly we fit together as a couple , how we do that thing we all laugh at , the finishing each other’s sentences bit , lol yes we do that all the time , that is how well we work together , it is remembering all this that really how I do not … * sigh * lol …
If random does what random is and random is what random does …what does random do?
Told my husband I would cook his favourite meal tomorrow. Jokes on him as tomorrow never comes.